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September 6, 2019
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The Eric Metaxas Radio Show

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  • - MALE: HEY.
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  • - ERIC METAXAS: HEY THERE,
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  • FOLKS, IT'S "THE ERIC METAXAS
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  • SHOW," AND AS I PROMISED YOU, I
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  • HAVE ON THIS PROGRAM THE
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  • "SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS."
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  • GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO
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  • THIS PROGRAM.
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  • HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SANGIN'?
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  • - JASE ROBERTSON: OH, PRETTY
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  • GOOD WHILE.
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  • - ERIC: HUH?
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  • PRETTY GOOD WHILE?
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  • - ERIC: BEEN SINGIN' SINCE YOU
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  • WERE YOUNG'UNS?
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  • - JASE: YEAH.
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  • - ERIC: YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKIN'
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  • AT YOU NOW, AND I REALIZE YOU'RE
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  • NOT THE "SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS."
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  • YOU'RE THE GUYS FROM
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  • "DUCK DYNASTY,"
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  • AND YOU FOOLED ME WITH
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  • THE BEARDS.
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  • PHIL ROBERTSON, I LOVE THIS MAN
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  • MAYBE MORE THAN YOU DO 'CAUSE HE
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  • BEAT YOU AS A CHILD.
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  • - JASE: HE DID, BUT I HAD IT
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  • COMIN'.
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  • - ERIC: BUT YOU ARE JASE?
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  • IS THAT SHORT--
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  • - JASE: JASE.
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  • - ERIC: JASE IS SHORT
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  • FOR JASON?
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  • - JASE: IT IS, BUT HE STARTED
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  • CALLIN' ME JASE, AND IT
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  • CAUGHT ON.
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  • - ERIC: "HE," MEANING
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  • YOUR PAPPY?
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  • - JASE: YEAH.
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  • - ERIC: DO YOUR PAPPY TALK, OR
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  • DO HE JUST SIT HERE?
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  • PAPPY, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE
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  • YOU, SO ANYTHING YOU SAY, YOU'RE
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  • LIKE THE DELPHIC ORACLE, AND I
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  • WANNA HEAR FROM YOU.
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  • WHAT ARE WE GONNA TALK
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  • ABOUT TODAY?
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  • - PHIL: WELL, FIRST, YOU CAN
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  • START WITH THIS: IF AMERICA,
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  • IF THEY WERE MORE IN-TUNED,
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  • REALIZING WE PASS DOWN THE WORD
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  • OF GOD THROUGH OUR CHILDREN AND
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  • THEIR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN,
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  • JASE AND THEM HAD TOLD ME,
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  • THEY SAID, "DAD, THANKS FOR
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  • RAISIN' US THE WAY YOU DID
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  • BECAUSE NOW THAT WE HAVE
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  • CHILDREN, WE GET IT."
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  • - JASE: YEAH.
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  • - PHIL: BUT IT'S A LITTLE TIME
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  • IN COMING THERE, BUT IF YOU
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  • TRAIN THEM RIGHT,
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  • TAKE THE SCRIPTURES,
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  • TEACH THEM,
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  • REBUKE THEM,
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  • CORRECT THEM,
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  • TRAIN THEM,
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  • THEY WILL PASS THAT DOWN, AND
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  • AMERICA WOULD NOT BE, IN MY
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  • OPINION, IN THE SHAPE THAT IT'S
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  • IN NOW, 50 MILLION AMERICAN
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  • HOMES, THEY DON'T HAVE
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  • A FATHER--
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  • 50 MILLION.
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  • - ERIC: I ALWAYS SAY THAT A LOT
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  • OF TIMES, THE PROBLEM
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  • EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS HAVE IS
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  • THEY SO FOCUS ON SALVATION, THEY
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  • ACT LIKE THAT'S THE FINISH LINE,
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  • AND, IN FACT, IT'S THE
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  • STARTING LINE.
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  • - PHIL: YOU HAVE ANSWERED WELL,
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  • MY MAN.
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  • - ERIC: "FLESH AND BLOOD HATH
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  • NOT REVEALED THAT TO ME."
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  • - JASE: WELL, IT'S HARD TO BE
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  • ON PURPOSE FOR WHAT'S RIGHT AND
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  • FOR GOD.
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  • WHEN YOU GO PUBLIC, WELL, THEN
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  • YOU'RE GONNA BE PERSECUTED.
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  • I MEAN, YOU WERE JUST TALKIN'
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  • ABOUT KIDS.
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  • I HAVE A TEENAGE DAUGHTER RIGHT
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  • NOW, AND I REALIZE, "WHAT'S
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  • GOIN' ON IN THIS PHONE?"
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  • YOU KNOW, WHEN HE RAISED US, WE
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  • DIDN'T HAVE CELL PHONES, BUT NOW
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  • THE CELL PHONE, YOU HAVE INSTANT
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  • ACCESS TO JUST
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  • POISON OF THE MIND.
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  • - ERIC: WELL, AND THAT'S WHAT'S
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  • INTERESTING IS THAT THAT PHONE,
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  • JUST LIKE THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
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  • TODAY AND JUST LIKE THE OTHER
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  • MEDIA, IS NOT COMING FROM THE
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  • POINT OF VIEW THAT WE'RE COMING
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  • FROM, AND THAT'S WHY I DO THIS
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  • SHOW, AND THAT'S WHY CHRISTIANS
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  • NEED TO BE INVOLVED IN THE
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  • MEDIA, AND THAT'S WHY I PRAISE
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  • JESUS THAT YOUR FAMILY HAS BEEN
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  • INVOLVED IN THE MEDIA, BECAUSE,
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  • WHEN YOU PUT THAT STUFF OUT
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  • THERE, AT LEAST PEOPLE HAVE AN
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  • OPTION TO SEE WHAT MAYBE THEIR
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  • PARENTS BELIEVE, WHAT THEIR
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  • GRANDPARENTS BELIEVE, BECAUSE,
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  • IF NOT FOR A FEW SHOWS LIKE
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  • YOURS OR THIS, SOMETIMES, PEOPLE
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  • WILL NEVER SEE THAT.
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  • THEY'LL ONLY SEE THE OTHER SIDE,
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  • SO I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT
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  • WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THE MEDIA
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  • RIGHT NOW.
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  • FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS A NEW
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  • PODCAST CALLED "UNASHAMED," AND
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  • THAT'S WITH YOU, JASE, AND YOUR
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  • BROTHER AL, WHO IS ALSO HERE.
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  • - JASE: YEAH, AL.
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  • HE'S OUR WEIRD BROTHER.
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  • HE DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD.
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  • - ERIC: WHAT?
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  • - JASE: HE DOESN'T
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  • HAVE A BEARD.
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  • - ERIC: HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S
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  • - JASE: HE WEARS KHAKIS.
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  • IT'S JUST WEIRD.
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  • I'M NOT REALLY SURE, YOU KNOW,
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  • HIS ORIGINS.
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  • - ERIC: IS HE THE BLACK SHEEP
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  • OF YOUR FAMILY?
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  • - ERIC: HE'S JUST A
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  • REBEL IN KHAKIS?
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  • - JASE: YEAH.
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  • - ERIC: THAT IS NASTY.
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  • - JASE: AWKWARD.
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  • - ERIC: HOW COULD HE DO
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  • THAT TO YOU?
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  • - JASE: HE'S THE GUY WE'RE ALL
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  • STARIN' AT, AT THE DINNER TABLE.
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  • - ERIC: YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS?
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  • YOU REALIZE WHAT HE IS?
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  • I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY'S EVER
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  • SAID THIS: HE'S THE "MARILYN
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  • MUNSTER" OF THE ROBERTSON CLAN.
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  • - JASE: YEAH.
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  • - PHIL: YUP.
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  • - JASE: YES.
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  • - PHIL: YUP.
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  • - ERIC: THE "NORMAL" ONE WHO
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  • IS FREAKY IN THE MIDST
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  • OF ALL Y'ALL.
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  • OKAY, NOW, LOOK, YOU GOT A
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  • PODCAST NAMED "UNASHAMED."
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  • WHAT IS THIS THING?
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  • - PHIL: WE START WITH, LIKE,
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  • THE TEXT IN ROMANS 1:16,
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  • "I'M NOT ASHAMED OF
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  • THE GOSPEL, FOR IT'S THE
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  • POWER OF GOD FOR THE
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  • SALVATION OF EVERYONE WHO
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  • BELIEVES, FIRST FOR THE JEW,
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  • THEN FOR THE GENTILE.
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  • FOR IN THE GOSPEL,
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  • A RIGHTEOUSNESS FROM GOD
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  • IS REVEALED.
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  • IT'S BY FAITH FROM
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  • FIRST TO LAST."
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  • - JASE: YEAH, WE'RE NOT ASHAMED
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  • THAT WE LOVE JESUS, THAT WE
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  • THINK THIS IS THE WAY TO DUCK
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  • HUNT FOREVER OR, YOU KNOW,
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  • LIVE FOREVER.
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  • I MEAN, THIS IS IT.
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  • IT GIVES YOU PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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  • ALL HIS TRUTHS, ALL THE THINGS
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  • HE'S FOR, THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.
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  • THEY MAKE YOU FEEL--
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  • - PHIL: WE'RE ON THE LOOKOUT
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  • FOR A BETTER STORY, ERIC.
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  • SO FAR, NO ONE HAS
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  • EVEN COME CLOSE.
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  • - ERIC: NO, THERE'S
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  • NOTHIN' BETTER.
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  • - JASE: BUT WE USUALLY START
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  • OFF ASKIN' THREE QUESTIONS, AND
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  • EVEN IN OUR SHOW, THE PODCAST,
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  • WE ASK THESE THREE QUESTIONS
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  • BECAUSE IT GETS ALL-- IF YOU'RE
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  • A HUMAN BEING, IT GETS YOUR
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  • ATTENTION, AND THE THREE
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  • QUESTIONS ARE, "HOW DID YOU GET
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  • ON THE EARTH?"
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  • "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
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  • AND "HOW ARE YOU LEAVING?"
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  • WHETHER YOU'RE SPIRITUAL,
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  • RELIGIOUS, YOU ASK SOMEBODY
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  • THOSE THREE QUESTIONS, AND
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  • THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, HOW DID I
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  • GET ON THE EARTH?"
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  • YOU GOTTA MAKE A DECISION:
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  • EITHER SEAWEED OR GOD.
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  • "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
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  • DOIN' HERE?"
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  • WANDERING OR WITH A PURPOSE?
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  • AND "HOW AM I LEAVING?"
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  • IN A BOX OR FLYIN' VIA THE
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  • RESURRECTION?
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  • SO IT'S AN INTRIGUING WAY TO
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  • INTRODUCE THAT.
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  • IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
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  • YOU MIGHT OUGHT TO CONSIDER WHAT
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  • THIS BOOK IS DISCUSSING.
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  • - ERIC: BUT YOU NEED-- WE KNOW
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  • THIS BECAUSE OF THE
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  • ETHIOPIAN EUNUCH.
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  • IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMEBODY TO
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  • EXPLAIN THE BIBLE TO YOU-- I GET
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  • ANNOYED A LOT OF TIMES AT
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  • CHRISTIANS WHO JUST SAY, "EH,
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  • READ THE BIBLE.
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  • YOU GOTTA READ THE BIBLE.
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  • YOU GOTTA READ THE BIBLE."
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  • I MEAN, LET ME
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  • TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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  • SPEAKING AS A PAGAN WHO BECAME
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  • A BELIEVER.
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  • I MEAN, I WAS RAISED IN THE
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  • CHURCH, BUT WE DIDN'T READ THE
  • 00:06:27.150 --> 00:06:28.250
  • BIBLE IN MY CHURCH.
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  • WE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE
  • 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:30.250
  • IN MY CHURCH.
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  • SO IF YOU JUST, LIKE, FLIP OPEN
  • 00:06:32.070 --> 00:06:33.120
  • AND READ IT, SOMETIMES THE
  • 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:34.290
  • HOLY SPIRIT WILL JUST COME IN
  • 00:06:34.290 --> 00:06:35.280
  • AND GRAB YOU BY THE THROAT, BUT
  • 00:06:35.280 --> 00:06:37.230
  • A LOT OF TIMES, YOU'LL JUST GET
  • 00:06:37.230 --> 00:06:38.150
  • BORED AND SAY,
  • 00:06:38.150 --> 00:06:39.140
  • "WHAT THE HECK ARE
  • 00:06:39.140 --> 00:06:40.210
  • THEY TALKIN' ABOUT?
  • 00:06:40.210 --> 00:06:43.090
  • IT'S CONFUSING."
  • 00:06:43.090 --> 00:06:45.150
  • YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO
  • 00:06:45.150 --> 00:06:46.190
  • EXPLAIN IT TO YOU,
  • 00:06:46.190 --> 00:06:47.060
  • AND THAT'S WHY YOU GUYS
  • 00:06:47.060 --> 00:06:48.140
  • ARE DOIN' A PODCAST.
  • 00:06:48.140 --> 00:06:50.170
  • - JASE: YEAH, IF YOU
  • 00:06:50.170 --> 00:06:51.100
  • YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE
  • 00:06:53.140 --> 00:06:54.020
  • IT PAST LEVITICUS.
  • 00:06:54.020 --> 00:06:55.070
  • YOU'RE GONNA GET HALFWAY THROUGH
  • 00:06:55.070 --> 00:06:56.030
  • THAT AND CHUNK THAT AND SAY,
  • 00:06:56.030 --> 00:06:57.240
  • - ERIC: I MEAN, NUMBERS IS
  • 00:06:59.230 --> 00:07:00.260
  • LIKE A BRICK WALL.
  • 00:07:00.260 --> 00:07:01.110
  • - JASE: YEAH, SO WE START, KIND
  • 00:07:01.110 --> 00:07:02.170
  • OF, IN JOHN AND WORK BACKWARDS.
  • 00:07:02.170 --> 00:07:04.000
  • - ERIC: THAT'S SMART.
  • 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:04.190
  • - JASE: YEAH, BECAUSE PEOPLE,
  • 00:07:04.190 --> 00:07:06.040
  • THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET IT.
  • 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:08.290
  • - ERIC: WELL, COMMUNICATING
  • 00:07:08.290 --> 00:07:11.020
  • WHAT IT'S ABOUT, THE WAY YOU
  • 00:07:11.020 --> 00:07:12.090
  • JUST DID, PHIL, YOU KNOW, FROM
  • 00:07:12.090 --> 00:07:13.180
  • THE BEGINNING, YOU GET CAPTURED
  • 00:07:13.220 --> 00:07:16.220
  • BY THE NARRATIVE, AND YOU SAY,
  • 00:07:16.220 --> 00:07:18.140
  • "WOW, I NEVER SAW THIS THREAD
  • 00:07:18.140 --> 00:07:20.040
  • GOING FROM GENESIS
  • 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:22.190
  • TO REVELATION."
  • 00:07:22.190 --> 00:07:23.260
  • ONCE I SEE THAT,
  • 00:07:23.260 --> 00:07:24.230
  • EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
  • 00:07:24.230 --> 00:07:26.030
  • BEGINS TO MAKE SENSE,
  • 00:07:26.030 --> 00:07:27.180
  • OTHERWISE, IT'S JUST
  • 00:07:27.180 --> 00:07:28.200
  • A LOT OF WORDS.
  • 00:07:28.200 --> 00:07:30.290
  • - JASE: AND WHEN YOU CONSIDER
  • 00:07:30.290 --> 00:07:32.200
  • THAT 40 MEN WROTE THAT SECTION
  • 00:07:32.200 --> 00:07:34.230
  • FROM GENESIS TO REVELATION OVER
  • 00:07:34.230 --> 00:07:36.140
  • HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF YEARS--
  • 00:07:36.140 --> 00:07:38.150
  • - ERIC: SIXTEEN HUNDRED.
  • 00:07:38.150 --> 00:07:39.160
  • - JASE: SO ALL OF A SUDDEN,
  • 00:07:39.220 --> 00:07:42.220
  • YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT THAT EVIDENCE,
  • 00:07:42.220 --> 00:07:43.140
  • THINKIN',
  • 00:07:43.140 --> 00:07:44.020
  • "HOW COULD THEY HAVE KNOWN?
  • 00:07:44.020 --> 00:07:44.220
  • HOW DOES THIS FIT?"
  • 00:07:44.220 --> 00:07:47.220
  • AND ONCE YOU LOOK AT IT--
  • 00:07:47.220 --> 00:07:49.080
  • WHEN I FIRST CONSIDERED JESUS,
  • 00:07:49.080 --> 00:07:51.250
  • I WENT TO THE BIBLE.
  • 00:07:51.250 --> 00:07:52.110
  • I WAS GONNA TRY TO DISPROVE IT
  • 00:07:52.110 --> 00:07:53.020
  • 'CAUSE THERE'S SO
  • 00:07:53.020 --> 00:07:53.230
  • MANY RELIGIONS.
  • 00:07:53.230 --> 00:07:55.020
  • "WHY, THIS IS A BUNCH OF JUNK,"
  • 00:07:55.020 --> 00:07:56.220
  • BUT THE MORE I STUDIED, THE MORE
  • 00:07:56.220 --> 00:07:59.060
  • I READ, ONCE I HAD BEEN
  • 00:07:59.060 --> 00:08:00.250
  • INTRODUCED, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M
  • 00:08:00.250 --> 00:08:01.170
  • LIKE, "OH, NO, THIS HAD TO BE OF
  • 00:08:01.170 --> 00:08:03.080
  • THE SPIRIT OF GOD.
  • 00:08:03.080 --> 00:08:05.000
  • MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE."
  • 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:06.080
  • - ERIC: I MEAN, IT REALLY DOES.
  • 00:08:06.080 --> 00:08:08.150
  • IT MAKES SHOCKING SENSE, BUT
  • 00:08:08.150 --> 00:08:09.270
  • WE'RE LIVIN' IN A WORLD THAT IS
  • 00:08:09.270 --> 00:08:11.110
  • SO IGNORANT OF THE BIBLE THAT
  • 00:08:11.110 --> 00:08:13.090
  • IT'S EASY TO DISMISS IT, BUT
  • 00:08:13.090 --> 00:08:14.230
  • WHEN YOU HEAR THE KIND OF STUFF
  • 00:08:14.230 --> 00:08:16.020
  • THAT YOU'RE BEGINNING TO TALK
  • 00:08:16.020 --> 00:08:17.120
  • ABOUT-- NOW, IF PEOPLE WANNA GET
  • 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:19.150
  • THIS PODCAST, HOW DO THEY GET
  • 00:08:19.150 --> 00:08:20.100
  • THE PODCAST?
  • 00:08:20.100 --> 00:08:20.290
  • WHAT DO THEY DO?
  • 00:08:20.290 --> 00:08:22.080
  • - PHIL: GOOD QUESTION.
  • 00:08:22.080 --> 00:08:23.140
  • I'D GOOGLE IT.
  • 00:08:23.140 --> 00:08:25.050
  • - ERIC: I THINK IF THEY GOOGLE
  • 00:08:25.050 --> 00:08:26.080
  • "ROBERTSON, PODCAST,"
  • 00:08:26.080 --> 00:08:28.160
  • IT'LL PROBABLY--
  • 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:30.140
  • BUT IT'S CALLED "UNASHAMED."
  • 00:08:30.140 --> 00:08:31.070
  • - JASE: "UNASHAMED."
  • 00:08:31.070 --> 00:08:31.240
  • - ERIC: YEAH, I JUST CAN'T
  • 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:33.020
  • BELIEVE THAT Y'ALL
  • 00:08:33.020 --> 00:08:34.290
  • ARE DOING THIS.
  • 00:08:34.290 --> 00:08:35.150
  • HAVE YOU EVER--
  • 00:08:35.150 --> 00:08:36.020
  • LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION
  • 00:08:36.020 --> 00:08:36.220
  • BECAUSE THOSE ARE BIG BEARDS.
  • 00:08:36.220 --> 00:08:38.010
  • HAVE YOU EVER HIDDEN ANYTHING IN
  • 00:08:38.010 --> 00:08:39.250
  • THOSE BEARDS LIKE A RIFLE OR A--
  • 00:08:39.250 --> 00:08:42.210
  • - PHIL: THE WORD IS COMING FROM
  • 00:08:43.250 --> 00:08:46.250
  • THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY THAT MEN'S
  • 00:08:48.160 --> 00:08:51.160
  • BEARDS HAVE MORE MICROBES IN
  • 00:08:51.160 --> 00:08:54.080
  • THEM THAN DOG'S HAIR.
  • 00:08:56.090 --> 00:08:59.090
  • IN OTHER WORDS, THESE ARE--
  • 00:08:59.090 --> 00:09:02.080
  • DOG HAIR IS MORE CLEAN
  • 00:09:02.080 --> 00:09:04.100
  • THAN HUMAN BEARDS.
  • 00:09:04.100 --> 00:09:06.100
  • - ERIC: IS THAT RIGHT?
  • 00:09:06.100 --> 00:09:07.040
  • - PHIL: BUT ALL I HAVE TO SAY
  • 00:09:07.040 --> 00:09:08.160
  • ABOUT THAT IS, LOOK, I'VE
  • 00:09:08.160 --> 00:09:09.210
  • OBSERVED THE HUMAN RACE,
  • 00:09:09.210 --> 00:09:11.080
  • MALE AND FEMALE--
  • 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:16.120
  • - ERIC: DOESN'T HE TALK LIKE
  • 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:17.030
  • HE'S, LIKE, 900 YEARS OLD?
  • 00:09:17.030 --> 00:09:17.220
  • I LOVE IT.
  • 00:09:17.220 --> 00:09:18.050
  • - JASE: YEAH.
  • 00:09:18.050 --> 00:09:18.180
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:09:18.180 --> 00:09:19.160
  • - PHIL: AND WOMEN, IF YOU
  • 00:09:19.160 --> 00:09:20.050
  • OBSERVE 'EM--
  • 00:09:20.050 --> 00:09:21.080
  • - ERIC: "I'VE OBSERVED THE
  • 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:21.280
  • HUMAN RACE."
  • 00:09:21.280 --> 00:09:22.100
  • - PHIL: -- THERE'S A LITTLE
  • 00:09:22.100 --> 00:09:24.070
  • PEACH FUZZ COMIN' OUT OF THEIR
  • 00:09:24.070 --> 00:09:25.000
  • FACE, LITTLE PEACH FUZZ, AND
  • 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:26.000
  • THEY DON'T LIKE THAT.
  • 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:27.100
  • THEY-- [SCRAPING SOUND]
  • 00:09:27.100 --> 00:09:28.010
  • - ERIC: THEY WAX THAT OFF.
  • 00:09:28.010 --> 00:09:28.210
  • - PHIL: AND YOU LOOK AT A MAN.
  • 00:09:28.210 --> 00:09:29.280
  • MOST MEN, THE VAST MAJORITY,
  • 00:09:30.040 --> 00:09:33.040
  • HAIR COMES FORTH
  • 00:09:33.040 --> 00:09:34.080
  • FROM THEIR FACE.
  • 00:09:35.130 --> 00:09:38.130
  • - ERIC: HAIR IS COMING FORTH
  • 00:09:38.130 --> 00:09:39.040
  • FROM MY FACE RIGHT NOW AT THE
  • 00:09:39.040 --> 00:09:40.020
  • SAME SPEED AS THE HAIR IS COMING
  • 00:09:40.020 --> 00:09:41.220
  • FORTH FROM YOUR FACES, EXCEPT MY
  • 00:09:41.220 --> 00:09:44.110
  • HAIR DOESN'T GET TOO FAR BEFORE
  • 00:09:44.110 --> 00:09:46.020
  • I GO AFTER IT.
  • 00:09:46.020 --> 00:09:47.260
  • SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN, AFTER YOU
  • 00:09:50.100 --> 00:09:51.130
  • ASK THE QUESTION, "WHY--" IF YOU
  • 00:09:51.130 --> 00:09:53.040
  • BELIEVE THAT GOD CREATED THE
  • 00:09:53.040 --> 00:09:54.080
  • HEAVENS AND THE EARTH, HE MADE
  • 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:55.090
  • IF THAT'S THE CASE, "WHY WOULD
  • 00:09:59.030 --> 00:10:00.190
  • HE MAKE MALES WHEREBY HAIR COMES
  • 00:10:00.190 --> 00:10:03.060
  • OUT OF THEIR FACE WAY MORE
  • 00:10:03.060 --> 00:10:04.080
  • THAN THE FEMALES?"
  • 00:10:04.170 --> 00:10:07.170
  • SURELY, ERIC, HE DIDN'T PUT THIS
  • 00:10:07.170 --> 00:10:09.290
  • HERE TO BE SCRAPED
  • 00:10:09.290 --> 00:10:12.060
  • OFF EVERY DAY.
  • 00:10:12.060 --> 00:10:12.240
  • - ERIC: OH-OH.
  • 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:13.110
  • - PHIL: BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN
  • 00:10:13.110 --> 00:10:14.090
  • MAKE SENSE.
  • 00:10:14.090 --> 00:10:15.190
  • I KNOW IT'S HERE.
  • 00:10:15.190 --> 00:10:16.080
  • GOD GAVE IT TO ME.
  • 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:17.090
  • - ERIC: I'VE NEVER FELT
  • 00:10:17.090 --> 00:10:19.080
  • CONVICTED ABOUT MY MORNING
  • 00:10:19.160 --> 00:10:22.160
  • TOILET, AS THEY CALL IT IN
  • 00:10:22.160 --> 00:10:23.050
  • FRENCH NOVELS.
  • 00:10:23.050 --> 00:10:24.120
  • I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA--
  • 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:26.230
  • I'M GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO MY
  • 00:10:26.230 --> 00:10:27.130
  • WIFE ABOUT THIS.
  • 00:10:27.130 --> 00:10:29.030
  • I ONCE GREW A BEARD, AND I JUST
  • 00:10:29.030 --> 00:10:30.040
  • THOUGHT I HAD TO, YOU KNOW, AND
  • 00:10:30.040 --> 00:10:32.030
  • THEN I SHAVED IT OFF, BUT I
  • 00:10:32.030 --> 00:10:33.200
  • STILL HAVE IT.
  • 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:36.000
  • IT'S IN A DRAWER, AND I TAKE IT
  • 00:10:36.000 --> 00:10:37.290
  • OUT ANYTIME AND PUT IT ON.
  • 00:10:37.290 --> 00:10:40.150
  • - JASE: IT ACTUALLY GROWS ON
  • 00:10:40.150 --> 00:10:41.220
  • ITS OWN WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
  • 00:10:41.220 --> 00:10:44.160
  • - ERIC: WELL, SURE.
  • 00:10:44.160 --> 00:10:45.160
  • - JASE: SAVIN' MONEY
  • 00:10:45.160 --> 00:10:46.100
  • NOT SHAVING.
  • 00:10:46.100 --> 00:10:47.030
  • THIS KEEPS OUR FACE WARM DURING
  • 00:10:47.030 --> 00:10:47.250
  • HUNTING SEASON.
  • 00:10:47.250 --> 00:10:49.280
  • IT'S GREAT CAMOUFLAGE.
  • 00:10:49.280 --> 00:10:50.220
  • - PHIL: NO FEVER BLISTERS OR
  • 00:10:50.220 --> 00:10:51.290
  • CHAPPED LIPS, EVER.
  • 00:10:51.290 --> 00:10:54.010
  • - JASE: WHEN WE TAKE PEOPLE
  • 00:10:54.010 --> 00:10:55.140
  • THAT LOOK LIKE YOU, HUNTING WITH
  • 00:10:55.140 --> 00:10:56.190
  • US AND WE'RE GOIN' DOWN IN A
  • 00:10:56.190 --> 00:10:58.130
  • BOAT, IT'S 20 DEGREES WINDCHILL,
  • 00:10:58.130 --> 00:11:01.140
  • THEN WE'RE LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU
  • 00:11:01.140 --> 00:11:02.240
  • THINK ABOUT US NOW?"
  • 00:11:02.240 --> 00:11:04.230
  • 'CAUSE THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, I
  • 00:11:04.230 --> 00:11:05.150
  • MEAN, THEY'RE FROZEN SOLID.
  • 00:11:05.150 --> 00:11:06.270
  • - ERIC: YEAH, I UNDERSTAND
  • 00:11:06.270 --> 00:11:07.190
  • THAT, IF I'M GONNA DUCK HUNT
  • 00:11:07.190 --> 00:11:08.170
  • WITH YOU, MAYBE I WILL BEGIN TO
  • 00:11:08.170 --> 00:11:10.120
  • LET MY BEARD GROW.
  • 00:11:12.170 --> 00:11:15.170
  • OKAY, NOW, SERIOUSLY, FOLKS--
  • 00:11:15.170 --> 00:11:18.010
  • THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.
  • 00:11:18.010 --> 00:11:18.270
  • SO THE PODCAST IS CALLED
  • 00:11:18.270 --> 00:11:19.220
  • "UNASHAMED."
  • 00:11:19.220 --> 00:11:20.290
  • I WANNA BE CLEAR,
  • 00:11:20.290 --> 00:11:21.230
  • AND YOU ALL ARE TALKING ABOUT
  • 00:11:21.230 --> 00:11:24.090
  • THE FAITH, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE
  • 00:11:24.090 --> 00:11:25.240
  • IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
  • 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:26.190
  • YOU GUYS ARE FUN.
  • 00:11:26.190 --> 00:11:27.130
  • YOU CAN'T HELP IT.
  • 00:11:27.130 --> 00:11:28.160
  • YOU JUST CAN'T HELP IT, YEAH?
  • 00:11:28.160 --> 00:11:31.000
  • NO?
  • 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:31.260
  • - JASE: PHIL KIND OF PREACHES A
  • 00:11:31.260 --> 00:11:32.210
  • SERMON.
  • 00:11:32.210 --> 00:11:33.080
  • I'LL GIVE YA, YOU KNOW,
  • 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:34.090
  • A REBUTTAL--
  • 00:11:34.090 --> 00:11:35.120
  • - ERIC: A REBUTTAL?
  • 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:35.280
  • - JASE: -- BUT WE UNITE.
  • 00:11:35.280 --> 00:11:36.170
  • - ERIC: YOU'LL ASK SOME
  • 00:11:36.170 --> 00:11:37.070
  • QUESTIONS, HE HITS YOU WITH THE
  • 00:11:37.070 --> 00:11:37.290
  • BUTT OF THE RIFLE, AND THEN YOU
  • 00:11:37.290 --> 00:11:38.210
  • GO TO A BREAK?
  • 00:11:38.210 --> 00:11:40.290
  • - JASE: AND THEN WE UNITE ON
  • 00:11:40.290 --> 00:11:42.110
  • TAKIN' A STAND FOR JESUS.
  • 00:11:42.110 --> 00:11:43.000
  • - ERIC: JASE, YOU ARE PART OF
  • 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:44.130
  • THIS PODCAST.
  • 00:11:44.130 --> 00:11:47.070
  • YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE
  • 00:11:47.070 --> 00:11:48.210
  • PHIL ROBERTSON SHOW ON BLAZE?
  • 00:11:48.210 --> 00:11:49.240
  • YOU'RE OUT OF THAT?
  • 00:11:49.240 --> 00:11:50.250
  • - JASE: NO, I'VE BEEN ON A
  • 00:11:50.250 --> 00:11:51.150
  • COUPLE EPISODES, BUT I
  • 00:11:52.140 --> 00:11:55.140
  • LOOKED UP, AND HERE CAME A
  • 00:11:55.140 --> 00:11:56.030
  • BUNCH OF CAMERAS, AND LIKE--
  • 00:11:56.030 --> 00:11:56.290
  • - ERIC: YOU'RE SICK OF THAT,
  • 00:11:56.290 --> 00:11:57.270
  • AIN'T YA?
  • 00:11:57.270 --> 00:11:59.140
  • - JASE: I REALLY AM, YOU KNOW?
  • 00:11:59.140 --> 00:12:00.240
  • - ERIC: YOU GUYS, I MEAN, IT'S
  • 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:01.290
  • A WEIRD THING TO-- DIDN'T HAPPEN
  • 00:12:01.290 --> 00:12:03.100
  • TO ME, TRUST ME.
  • 00:12:03.100 --> 00:12:05.170
  • YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY FIRST
  • 00:12:05.170 --> 00:12:06.130
  • EXPERIENCE WITH CAMERAS.
  • 00:12:06.130 --> 00:12:07.100
  • THE IDEA THAT YOU'VE LET ALL
  • 00:12:07.100 --> 00:12:09.130
  • THOSE CAMERAS INTO YOUR LIVES
  • 00:12:09.130 --> 00:12:10.090
  • AND STUFF, THAT'S AMAZING TO ME.
  • 00:12:10.090 --> 00:12:11.020
  • - PHIL: THE REASON WE'RE DOING
  • 00:12:13.290 --> 00:12:14.210
  • THIS, THE REASON WE'RE DOIN' IT,
  • 00:12:14.210 --> 00:12:17.140
  • THERE WILL BE-- "MARK THIS."
  • 00:12:17.140 --> 00:12:19.090
  • THIS IS THE APOSTLE PAUL
  • 00:12:19.090 --> 00:12:21.130
  • "MARK THIS: THERE WILL BE
  • 00:12:23.110 --> 00:12:24.100
  • TERRIBLE TIMES IN THE LAST DAYS.
  • 00:12:24.100 --> 00:12:27.070
  • PEOPLE WILL BE LOVERS OF
  • 00:12:27.070 --> 00:12:29.110
  • THEMSELVES, LOVERS OF MONEY,
  • 00:12:29.110 --> 00:12:32.040
  • BOASTFUL, PROUD, ABUSIVE,
  • 00:12:32.040 --> 00:12:34.240
  • DISOBEDIENT TO THEIR PARENTS,
  • 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:36.240
  • UNGRATEFUL, UNHOLY, WITHOUT
  • 00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:39.110
  • LOVE, UNFORGIVING, SLANDEROUS,
  • 00:12:39.110 --> 00:12:41.140
  • WITHOUT SELF--" YOU READ THAT
  • 00:12:41.140 --> 00:12:44.120
  • SECTION, ERIC, AND WHAT YOU SAY
  • 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:46.180
  • IS, YOU SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
  • 00:12:46.180 --> 00:12:48.120
  • I'M IN MY 70s.
  • 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:50.090
  • WE'RE NOT GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER.
  • 00:12:50.090 --> 00:12:51.220
  • ALL WE'RE TRYING TO DO IS INFUSE
  • 00:12:53.060 --> 00:12:56.060
  • A LITTLE GOOD INTO A CULTURE
  • 00:12:56.060 --> 00:12:59.050
  • THAT TOO MANY HAVE JUST SAID,
  • 00:12:59.160 --> 00:13:02.180
  • 'NO, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS
  • 00:13:02.180 --> 00:13:03.280
  • GOD SO--'"
  • 00:13:04.040 --> 00:13:07.040
  • - ERIC: WHEN I FIRST HEARD--
  • 00:13:07.040 --> 00:13:09.030
  • 'CAUSE I DON'T WATCH A TON OF
  • 00:13:09.030 --> 00:13:10.290
  • TV, DIDN'T WATCH --
  • 00:13:10.290 --> 00:13:13.250
  • BUT WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU ALL
  • 00:13:13.250 --> 00:13:14.180
  • WERE PRAYING IN THE NAME OF
  • 00:13:14.180 --> 00:13:15.280
  • JESUS AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
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  • BLAH, I JUST FLIPPED OUT BECAUSE
  • 00:13:16.250 --> 00:13:17.270
  • THAT'S MY LIFE, IN A SENSE, IS
  • 00:13:17.270 --> 00:13:19.190
  • THAT, IF I THINK ABOUT WHAT
  • 00:13:19.240 --> 00:13:22.240
  • WE'RE MISSING IN AMERICA TODAY,
  • 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:25.070
  • IT'S A MEDIA EXPRESSION.
  • 00:13:25.270 --> 00:13:28.270
  • THE MEDIA, WHICH IS EVERYWHERE,
  • 00:13:28.270 --> 00:13:31.170
  • WE NEED-- IF WE'RE A CULTURAL
  • 00:13:31.170 --> 00:13:33.020
  • DEMOCRACY, WE OUGHT TO BE ABLE
  • 00:13:33.020 --> 00:13:34.270
  • TO GET, YOU KNOW, SOME OF THAT
  • 00:13:34.270 --> 00:13:36.190
  • THERE, RIGHT?
  • 00:13:36.190 --> 00:13:38.080
  • BECAUSE THERE'S AN AUDIENCE FOR
  • 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:39.210
  • IT, AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN GETTIN'
  • 00:13:39.210 --> 00:13:40.280
  • MUCH OF IT, SO WHEN I HEARD
  • 00:13:40.280 --> 00:13:41.210
  • Y'ALL WERE DOIN' THAT, I WAS
  • 00:13:41.210 --> 00:13:42.190
  • ALREADY JUST A HUGE FAN.
  • 00:13:42.190 --> 00:13:43.220
  • I WAS THRILLED, AND I WAS
  • 00:13:43.220 --> 00:13:45.290
  • LOOKIN' FORWARD TO MEET YOU
  • 00:13:45.290 --> 00:13:47.230
  • GUYS, AND NOW I GET TO MEET YOU
  • 00:13:47.230 --> 00:13:48.280
  • AND TALK TO YOU, AND MAYBE I GET
  • 00:13:48.280 --> 00:13:50.240
  • TO GO HUNTIN' WITH YOU, SO THIS
  • 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:51.160
  • IS GONNA BE FUN, BUT IF I DO
  • 00:13:51.160 --> 00:13:52.260
  • COME HUNTING, I'M GROWIN' A
  • 00:13:52.260 --> 00:13:54.060
  • BEARD BEFORE THAT.
  • 00:13:54.060 --> 00:13:54.290
  • I WANNA LET-- THAT IS
  • 00:13:54.290 --> 00:13:55.160
  • MY PROMISE.
  • 00:13:55.160 --> 00:13:56.100
  • - PHIL: AT LEAST JUST A
  • 00:13:56.100 --> 00:13:57.160
  • LITTLE SCRUFF.
  • 00:13:57.160 --> 00:13:58.250
  • - ERIC: WE'RE OUT OF TIME.
  • 00:13:58.250 --> 00:13:59.230
  • NOW, JASE, IT'S SO WONDERFUL TO
  • 00:13:59.230 --> 00:14:01.200
  • MEET YOU, AND WE'LL HAVE MORE
  • 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:04.080
  • TIME TOGETHER, BUT WE'RE GONNA
  • 00:14:04.080 --> 00:14:04.290
  • BRING ON YOUR
  • 00:14:04.290 --> 00:14:07.060
  • SHAVED BROTHER, ESAU.
  • 00:14:07.060 --> 00:14:08.040
  • - JASE: YEAH.
  • 00:14:08.040 --> 00:14:10.140
  • - ERIC: NO, IT'S REALLY A
  • 00:14:10.140 --> 00:14:11.140
  • PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU.
  • 00:14:11.140 --> 00:14:12.240
  • FOLKS, GO TO THE "UNASHAMED"
  • 00:14:12.240 --> 00:14:14.140
  • PODCAST WITH JASE AND
  • 00:14:14.250 --> 00:14:17.250
  • AL ROBERTSON AND PHIL ROBERTSON.
  • 00:14:17.250 --> 00:14:19.150
  • AND THANKS FOR BEING HERE,
  • 00:14:19.150 --> 00:14:21.210
  • FOLKS.
  • 00:14:21.210 --> 00:14:22.140
  • [MUSIC]
  • 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:29.240
  • - ERIC: HEY THERE, FOLKS, IT'S
  • 00:14:34.260 --> 00:14:35.180
  • "THE ERIC METAXAS SHOW."
  • 00:14:35.180 --> 00:14:36.120
  • I'M ERIC METAXAS.
  • 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:38.050
  • THAT'S WHY IT'S
  • 00:14:38.050 --> 00:14:38.270
  • "THE ERIC METAXAS SHOW."
  • 00:14:38.270 --> 00:14:39.260
  • THE NAME WAS NOT TAKEN.
  • 00:14:39.260 --> 00:14:40.170
  • WE SNAPPED IT UP.
  • 00:14:40.170 --> 00:14:41.210
  • AND I GET TO HAVE FUN
  • 00:14:41.210 --> 00:14:44.120
  • CONVERSATIONS WITH
  • 00:14:44.120 --> 00:14:45.000
  • PHIL ROBERTSON AND AN UNBEARDED
  • 00:14:47.150 --> 00:14:48.070
  • YOUTH WHO CLAIMS TO BE
  • 00:14:48.070 --> 00:14:49.210
  • HIS ELDEST SON.
  • 00:14:49.210 --> 00:14:51.180
  • - AL ROBERTSON: WELL, AS FAR AS
  • 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:55.000
  • I KNOW, IT'S TRUE.
  • 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:55.150
  • - ERIC: YOU'RE AL.
  • 00:14:55.150 --> 00:14:56.010
  • - AL: I'M AL.
  • 00:14:56.010 --> 00:14:56.140
  • - ERIC: NOW, AL, WHERE'S YOUR
  • 00:14:56.140 --> 00:14:57.050
  • BEARD AT?
  • 00:14:57.050 --> 00:14:57.260
  • - AL: WELL, I DO GROW ONE EVERY
  • 00:14:57.260 --> 00:14:59.240
  • YEAR, BUT I SHAVE MINE OFF AT
  • 00:14:59.240 --> 00:15:01.140
  • - ERIC: OH.
  • 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:05.120
  • - AL: I GO BACK INTO
  • 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:05.290
  • CIVILIZATION.
  • 00:15:05.290 --> 00:15:06.120
  • THAT'S KIND OF THE WAY IT WORKED
  • 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:07.040
  • FROM THE BEGINNING.
  • 00:15:07.040 --> 00:15:07.240
  • AND YOU WERE RIGHT: I'M "MARILYN
  • 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:09.000
  • MUNSTER" BECAUSE I LIVE IN A
  • 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:10.080
  • FAMILY OF MONSTERS.
  • 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:11.110
  • I HAVE AN IDENTITY COMPLEX
  • 00:15:11.110 --> 00:15:12.170
  • BECAUSE I BATHE AND SHAVE.
  • 00:15:12.170 --> 00:15:15.120
  • - ERIC: YOU LOOK NORMAL, AND,
  • 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:16.100
  • TO THEM, YOU'RE A FREAK, AND
  • 00:15:16.100 --> 00:15:18.120
  • THEY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
  • 00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:19.080
  • - AL: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
  • 00:15:19.080 --> 00:15:19.280
  • I DON'T FIT IN.
  • 00:15:19.280 --> 00:15:20.140
  • MY WIFE SAYS THAT I'M THE
  • 00:15:20.140 --> 00:15:21.240
  • BEST-LOOKIN' ROBERTSON, BUT AS
  • 00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:23.020
  • YOU CAN SEE FROM LOOKIN' TODAY,
  • 00:15:23.020 --> 00:15:24.170
  • THE BAR IS SO LOW.
  • 00:15:24.170 --> 00:15:27.080
  • - ERIC: I WAS GONNA SAY--
  • 00:15:27.080 --> 00:15:27.270
  • - AL: I MEAN, REALLY, IS THAT
  • 00:15:27.270 --> 00:15:29.260
  • REALLY A COMPLIMENT AT ALL--
  • 00:15:29.260 --> 00:15:30.160
  • - ERIC: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
  • 00:15:30.160 --> 00:15:31.060
  • - AL: -- YOU KNOW, TO BE THE
  • 00:15:31.060 --> 00:15:32.060
  • BEST LOOKIN' ROBERTSON?
  • 00:15:32.060 --> 00:15:32.240
  • - ERIC: WELL, SO YOU ARE THE
  • 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:33.250
  • ELDEST OF THE CLAN--
  • 00:15:33.250 --> 00:15:34.190
  • - AL: CORRECT.
  • 00:15:34.190 --> 00:15:35.060
  • - ERIC: -- SO I'M GUESSING THAT
  • 00:15:35.060 --> 00:15:36.060
  • YOUR FATHER, PHIL, BEAT
  • 00:15:36.060 --> 00:15:37.020
  • YOU THE HARDEST?
  • 00:15:37.020 --> 00:15:37.270
  • HE TOOK IT OUT ON YOU?
  • 00:15:37.270 --> 00:15:39.170
  • - AL: THERE'S NO DOUBT.
  • 00:15:39.170 --> 00:15:40.140
  • YOU KNOW, IT ALWAYS STARTS WITH
  • 00:15:40.140 --> 00:15:41.080
  • THE ELDEST.
  • 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:41.250
  • - ERIC: AND THE OTHER KIDS,
  • 00:15:41.250 --> 00:15:42.150
  • THEY GOT IT EASIER 'CAUSE HE
  • 00:15:42.150 --> 00:15:43.050
  • LEARNED FROM YOU.
  • 00:15:43.050 --> 00:15:43.200
  • - AL: BY THE TIME YOU GET TO MY
  • 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:44.210
  • BABY SISTER-- "JEP," YOU KNOW,
  • 00:15:44.210 --> 00:15:46.060
  • HE GOT HARDLY ANYTHING, AND
  • 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:50.000
  • THAT'S WHY HE'S SO SENSITIVE
  • 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:51.140
  • NOW, YOU KNOW?
  • 00:15:51.140 --> 00:15:51.270
  • AND, PLUS, HE'S TOUCHY-FEELY
  • 00:15:51.270 --> 00:15:52.240
  • WITH DAD.
  • 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:53.220
  • LIKE, YOU KNOW, DAD'S HUGGED ME
  • 00:15:53.220 --> 00:15:55.130
  • TWICE IN MY LIFE--
  • 00:15:55.130 --> 00:15:56.130
  • - ERIC: AND, FIRST OF ALL,
  • 00:15:56.130 --> 00:15:57.030
  • PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW THE JOKE.
  • 00:15:57.030 --> 00:15:58.260
  • SO THERE'S FOUR BOYS: YOU'RE THE
  • 00:15:58.260 --> 00:16:00.110
  • ELDEST, THEN THERE'S JASE, WHO--
  • 00:16:00.110 --> 00:16:01.250
  • HAD IN THE LAST PROGRAM.
  • 00:16:01.250 --> 00:16:03.180
  • WILLIE, I'VE HAD ON A BUNCH OF
  • 00:16:03.180 --> 00:16:04.190
  • TIMES, AND YOUR YOUNGEST
  • 00:16:04.190 --> 00:16:06.120
  • BROTHER, JEP-- NOW, DOES JEP
  • 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:07.250
  • HAVE A BEARD?
  • 00:16:07.250 --> 00:16:09.070
  • - AL: HE DOES.
  • 00:16:09.070 --> 00:16:10.150
  • - ERIC: PRAISE THE LORD.
  • 00:16:10.150 --> 00:16:11.100
  • - PHIL: HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL WIFE
  • 00:16:11.100 --> 00:16:12.170
  • AND FIVE CHILDREN.
  • 00:16:12.170 --> 00:16:15.150
  • - ERIC: OKAY, NOW, SO--
  • 00:16:15.150 --> 00:16:16.140
  • - AL: AND HE LIVES IN AUSTIN
  • 00:16:16.140 --> 00:16:17.130
  • NOW SO, YOU KNOW, AUSTIN--
  • 00:16:17.130 --> 00:16:18.180
  • BEARDS ARE IN.
  • 00:16:18.180 --> 00:16:19.240
  • YOU KNOW, WITH THESE MILLENNIALS
  • 00:16:19.240 --> 00:16:21.130
  • NOW, THEY--
  • 00:16:21.130 --> 00:16:22.090
  • - ERIC: WELL, THAT'S THE--
  • 00:16:22.090 --> 00:16:22.290
  • THOSE ARE HIPSTER BEARDS.
  • 00:16:22.290 --> 00:16:23.230
  • - AL: HIPSTER BEARDS.
  • 00:16:23.230 --> 00:16:24.120
  • - ERIC: SO DOES HE GROOM
  • 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:25.030
  • HIS BEARD?
  • 00:16:25.030 --> 00:16:26.080
  • - AL: WELL, HE DOES, AND HE
  • 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:27.110
  • PUTS STUFF ON IT, AND, YOU KNOW,
  • 00:16:27.110 --> 00:16:28.230
  • HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN WAX.
  • 00:16:28.230 --> 00:16:29.150
  • - ERIC: IS A GROOMED BEARD EVEN
  • 00:16:29.150 --> 00:16:31.050
  • A REAL BEARD, FOLKS?
  • 00:16:31.050 --> 00:16:31.290
  • I ASK THAT QUESTION.
  • 00:16:31.290 --> 00:16:33.210
  • THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
  • 00:16:33.210 --> 00:16:34.160
  • NOW, ARE YOU-- YOU'RE
  • 00:16:34.160 --> 00:16:35.270
  • CLEAN-SHAVEN.
  • 00:16:35.270 --> 00:16:37.060
  • ARE YOU-- AND BE HONEST 'CAUSE
  • 00:16:37.060 --> 00:16:38.190
  • WE'RE OPEN TO ALL IDEAS ON
  • 00:16:38.190 --> 00:16:39.080
  • THIS PROGRAM.
  • 00:16:39.080 --> 00:16:41.030
  • ARE YOU A EUNUCH FOR
  • 00:16:41.030 --> 00:16:42.080
  • THE KINGDOM?
  • 00:16:42.080 --> 00:16:43.050
  • I MEAN, I DECIDED I WOULD
  • 00:16:45.150 --> 00:16:46.060
  • BE DIFFERENT.
  • 00:16:46.060 --> 00:16:47.040
  • SOMEBODY HAD TO GO INTO "THE
  • 00:16:47.040 --> 00:16:48.080
  • WORLD OF THE SHAVED SKINS"
  • 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:50.290
  • AND KNOW HOW TO DO BUSINESS.
  • 00:16:50.290 --> 00:16:51.240
  • - AL: THAT WAS MY ROLE.
  • 00:16:54.090 --> 00:16:54.270
  • - ERIC: OH, I SEE.
  • 00:16:54.270 --> 00:16:55.130
  • - AL: LIKE A SPY.
  • 00:16:55.130 --> 00:16:55.280
  • - ERIC: I SEE, ALL RIGHT.
  • 00:16:55.280 --> 00:16:56.170
  • - AL: JACOB IN A FAMILY
  • 00:16:56.170 --> 00:16:57.050
  • OF ESAU.
  • 00:16:57.050 --> 00:16:59.030
  • - PHIL: OLDEST SON, I
  • 00:16:59.030 --> 00:16:59.200
  • TRAINED HIM.
  • 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:02.000
  • HE'S A LICENSED PROCLAIMER,
  • 00:17:02.000 --> 00:17:04.070
  • PREACHER, AND THE WAY IT TURNED
  • 00:17:04.070 --> 00:17:06.110
  • OUT IS HE IS NOW MY HANDLER.
  • 00:17:07.280 --> 00:17:10.280
  • HE SAYS, "DAD, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE
  • 00:17:10.280 --> 00:17:11.260
  • GONNA DO.
  • 00:17:11.260 --> 00:17:13.060
  • NEXT WEEK WE'RE GOING TO
  • 00:17:13.060 --> 00:17:14.190
  • NEW YORK.
  • 00:17:14.190 --> 00:17:15.040
  • WE'RE GONNA SIT DOWN WITH ERIC,
  • 00:17:15.040 --> 00:17:16.060
  • AND THEN WE'RE GONNA DO--"
  • 00:17:16.060 --> 00:17:18.080
  • HE'S THE ONE--
  • 00:17:18.080 --> 00:17:19.150
  • - ERIC: I NEED A HANDLER.
  • 00:17:19.150 --> 00:17:20.040
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:17:20.040 --> 00:17:21.060
  • BUT I ONLY-- WE ONLY HAVE A
  • 00:17:21.060 --> 00:17:22.270
  • DAUGHTER, AND I DON'T THINK
  • 00:17:22.270 --> 00:17:23.290
  • SHE'S INTERESTED IN THAT, BUT
  • 00:17:23.290 --> 00:17:24.200
  • SHE IS CLEAN-SHAVEN, PRAISE GOD.
  • 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:25.280
  • - PHIL: HE ARRANGES
  • 00:17:25.280 --> 00:17:26.140
  • MY SCHEDULE.
  • 00:17:26.140 --> 00:17:27.080
  • - ERIC: NOW, DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
  • 00:17:27.080 --> 00:17:29.020
  • - AL: YEAH, I HAVE TWO
  • 00:17:29.020 --> 00:17:30.080
  • DAUGHTERS, AND THEY'RE GROWN,
  • 00:17:30.080 --> 00:17:32.150
  • AND I HAVE SIX GRANDCHILDREN, SO
  • 00:17:32.150 --> 00:17:33.070
  • MY GRANDDAUGHTER--
  • 00:17:33.070 --> 00:17:34.210
  • - ERIC: YOU-- WAIT,
  • 00:17:34.210 --> 00:17:35.230
  • NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
  • 00:17:35.230 --> 00:17:36.090
  • - AL: SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
  • 00:17:36.090 --> 00:17:36.290
  • - ERIC: YOU LOOK-- YOU REALLY
  • 00:17:36.290 --> 00:17:38.070
  • DO LOOK LIKE AN UNSHAVEN YOUTH.
  • 00:17:38.070 --> 00:17:38.290
  • YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
  • 00:17:38.290 --> 00:17:39.220
  • YOU'RE A GRANDPAPPY?
  • 00:17:39.220 --> 00:17:41.110
  • - AL: I HAVE SIX GRANDCHILDREN.
  • 00:17:41.110 --> 00:17:42.230
  • MY OLDEST TWO ARE HERE IN NEW
  • 00:17:42.230 --> 00:17:43.270
  • YORK WITH US ON THIS TRIP, 13
  • 00:17:43.270 --> 00:17:44.200
  • AND 11, SO-- BUT LIKE DAD SAID,
  • 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:45.260
  • WE START--
  • 00:17:45.260 --> 00:17:47.020
  • - PHIL: REMEMBER, ERIC, IT'S A
  • 00:17:47.020 --> 00:17:47.240
  • SHOCK TO YOU NEW YORKERS.
  • 00:17:47.240 --> 00:17:48.210
  • - ERIC: NEW YORKERS DON'T GET
  • 00:17:48.210 --> 00:17:50.020
  • MARRIED TILL THEY'RE 50.
  • 00:17:50.020 --> 00:17:51.070
  • - PHIL: WE'RE SAYIN',
  • 00:17:51.070 --> 00:17:51.240
  • "MARRY YOUNG.
  • 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:53.180
  • MARRY YOUNG."
  • 00:17:53.180 --> 00:17:54.120
  • - ERIC: I LOVE IT.
  • 00:17:54.120 --> 00:17:56.160
  • I LOVE THIS.
  • 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:57.120
  • IT'S COUNTERCULTURAL.
  • 00:17:57.120 --> 00:17:58.110
  • - PHIL: CHECK WITH
  • 00:17:58.110 --> 00:17:58.270
  • THEIR MOTHER.
  • 00:17:58.270 --> 00:17:59.150
  • CHECK WITH THEIR MOTHER BEFORE
  • 00:17:59.150 --> 00:18:00.170
  • YOU PULL A STUNT, YOU KNOW?
  • 00:18:00.170 --> 00:18:01.100
  • SAY, "CAN I MARRY
  • 00:18:01.100 --> 00:18:01.290
  • YOUR DAUGHTER?"
  • 00:18:01.290 --> 00:18:02.190
  • I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANNA JUST GO
  • 00:18:02.190 --> 00:18:03.190
  • HOG WILD IN THERE.
  • 00:18:03.190 --> 00:18:04.270
  • - ERIC: YEAH, WELL, LOOK,
  • 00:18:04.270 --> 00:18:07.010
  • THERE'S GREAT TRUTHS TO WHAT
  • 00:18:07.010 --> 00:18:08.280
  • YOU'RE SAYING, AND IT'S SO
  • 00:18:08.280 --> 00:18:09.290
  • COUNTERCULTURAL THAT WE'LL GET
  • 00:18:09.290 --> 00:18:10.200
  • KICKBACK, BUT I DON'T CARE.
  • 00:18:10.200 --> 00:18:11.250
  • LET'S GET SOME KICKBACK.
  • 00:18:11.250 --> 00:18:13.030
  • WHY SHOULD PEOPLE MARRY YOUNG?
  • 00:18:13.180 --> 00:18:16.180
  • - PHIL: BECAUSE YOU'LL END UP--
  • 00:18:16.180 --> 00:18:18.180
  • YOUR OLDEST SON, YOU'VE RUN WITH
  • 00:18:18.180 --> 00:18:20.220
  • HIM A LONG WHILE.
  • 00:18:20.220 --> 00:18:23.000
  • WE'RE STILL DUCK
  • 00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:25.200
  • HUNTING TOGETHER.
  • 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:26.090
  • - ERIC: AND YOU'RE SAYING
  • 00:18:26.090 --> 00:18:27.000
  • THAT'S A GOOD THING?
  • 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:27.160
  • - PHIL: HE'S MY HANDLER.
  • 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:28.050
  • I TRAINED HIM.
  • 00:18:28.050 --> 00:18:29.150
  • NOW, YOU KNOW, YOU SAY, "WE'RE
  • 00:18:29.150 --> 00:18:30.290
  • ALL IN THIS TOGETHER."
  • 00:18:30.290 --> 00:18:31.210
  • HE'S PART OF THE TEAM,
  • 00:18:31.210 --> 00:18:32.230
  • AND I'M 73,
  • 00:18:32.230 --> 00:18:35.060
  • BUT HE'S, LIKE, CROWDIN' 60.
  • 00:18:35.060 --> 00:18:37.050
  • - ERIC: YOU'RE A 73-YEARS-OLD
  • 00:18:37.050 --> 00:18:37.290
  • GREAT-GRANDPAPPY?
  • 00:18:37.290 --> 00:18:38.260
  • - AL: YEAH, AND WHAT HAPPENS IS
  • 00:18:38.260 --> 00:18:40.050
  • THAT MY OLDEST DAUGHTER WORKS
  • 00:18:40.050 --> 00:18:41.200
  • FOR THE COMPANY AND HAS SINCE
  • 00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:43.280
  • SHE WAS A TEENAGER.
  • 00:18:43.280 --> 00:18:46.050
  • MY SON-IN-LAW, HE BUILDS DUCK
  • 00:18:46.050 --> 00:18:47.090
  • CALLS FOR US.
  • 00:18:47.090 --> 00:18:48.100
  • HE'S A GREAT GUY, HANDLES
  • 00:18:48.100 --> 00:18:49.150
  • OUR PROPERTY.
  • 00:18:49.150 --> 00:18:51.100
  • MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER RUNS MISS
  • 00:18:51.100 --> 00:18:52.250
  • KAY'S, WHICH IS OUR BAKERY AND
  • 00:18:52.250 --> 00:18:53.250
  • RESTAURANT THAT WE HAVE IN
  • 00:18:53.250 --> 00:18:55.140
  • WEST MONROE.
  • 00:18:55.140 --> 00:18:56.130
  • - ERIC: AND THAT YOUR MOTHER'S
  • 00:18:56.130 --> 00:18:57.050
  • MISS KAY?
  • 00:18:57.050 --> 00:18:57.230
  • - AL: MOM'S "MISS KAY."
  • 00:18:57.230 --> 00:18:58.240
  • - ERIC: SHE'S GONNA TAKE MY
  • 00:18:58.240 --> 00:18:59.290
  • WOMEN FOLK TO THE WALMART WHEN
  • 00:18:59.290 --> 00:19:00.220
  • WE COME DOWN.
  • 00:19:00.220 --> 00:19:01.260
  • - PHIL: HERE'S WHERE IT
  • 00:19:01.260 --> 00:19:02.210
  • STONE, THE GUY THAT MARRIED HIS
  • 00:19:05.030 --> 00:19:06.080
  • DAUGHTER, BEFORE HE MARRIED HER,
  • 00:19:06.080 --> 00:19:07.140
  • HE'S IN THE DUCK BLIND.
  • 00:19:07.140 --> 00:19:09.120
  • JASE INVITED HIM, SO WE'RE DUCK
  • 00:19:09.120 --> 00:19:11.120
  • HUNTIN', YOU KNOW, AND I'M
  • 00:19:11.120 --> 00:19:12.120
  • WATCHING HIS DUCK
  • 00:19:12.120 --> 00:19:13.240
  • AND I SAID, "EXCELLENT."
  • 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:16.080
  • HE JUST GOT BACK
  • 00:19:16.080 --> 00:19:16.220
  • FROM AFGHANISTAN,
  • 00:19:16.220 --> 00:19:17.110
  • SERVED THIS COUNTRY.
  • 00:19:17.110 --> 00:19:18.100
  • I SAID, "GREAT, HE'S A
  • 00:19:18.100 --> 00:19:19.100
  • GODLY MAN."
  • 00:19:19.100 --> 00:19:20.230
  • SO I BEGAN TO VET THIS DUDE,
  • 00:19:20.230 --> 00:19:23.030
  • AND I THOUGHT-- SO I ASK
  • 00:19:23.030 --> 00:19:25.030
  • HIM ONE DAY IN THE DUCK BLIND--
  • 00:19:25.030 --> 00:19:26.050
  • I LINED THIS UP IN THE BLIND.
  • 00:19:26.050 --> 00:19:27.290
  • I SAID, "SON, LISTEN TO THIS."
  • 00:19:27.290 --> 00:19:29.130
  • I SAID, "I HAVE OFFICIALLY
  • 00:19:29.130 --> 00:19:31.030
  • VETTED YOU,
  • 00:19:31.030 --> 00:19:31.170
  • AND NOW I'M TELLING YOU THAT
  • 00:19:31.170 --> 00:19:34.010
  • I HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER THAT
  • 00:19:34.010 --> 00:19:34.260
  • IS OF DATING AGE.
  • 00:19:34.260 --> 00:19:37.220
  • I AM NOW TELLING YOU, YOU HAVE
  • 00:19:37.220 --> 00:19:40.160
  • MY BLESSING TO DATE MY
  • 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:42.000
  • GRANDDAUGHTER, HOWEVER, YOU HAVE
  • 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:44.230
  • TO GO TALK TO HER DAD,"
  • 00:19:44.230 --> 00:19:46.110
  • I MEANT AL,
  • 00:19:46.110 --> 00:19:48.150
  • "TO CLEAR IT, BUT YOU TELL AL,
  • 00:19:48.150 --> 00:19:50.030
  • I'VE CLEARED YOU.
  • 00:19:50.030 --> 00:19:51.250
  • THAT WILL HELP YOU."
  • 00:19:51.250 --> 00:19:53.150
  • SO HE GOES TO AL AND SAYS,
  • 00:19:53.150 --> 00:19:55.130
  • "LISTEN, YOUR DAD SAID
  • 00:19:55.130 --> 00:19:57.140
  • THAT I CAN DATE YOUR DAUGHTER,
  • 00:19:57.140 --> 00:19:58.160
  • BUT HE SAID
  • 00:19:58.160 --> 00:19:59.130
  • CHECK WITH YOU."
  • 00:19:59.130 --> 00:20:01.190
  • AND AL TOLD HIM, HE SAID,
  • 00:20:01.190 --> 00:20:02.080
  • "YOU GOT PAST DAD?"
  • 00:20:02.080 --> 00:20:04.120
  • AND HE SAID, "I GOT PAST HIM."
  • 00:20:04.120 --> 00:20:05.280
  • SO AL SAID, "IF YOU GOT PAST
  • 00:20:05.280 --> 00:20:07.220
  • HIM, YOU'RE GOOD TO GO."
  • 00:20:07.220 --> 00:20:09.030
  • HE MARRIES HER,
  • 00:20:09.030 --> 00:20:10.220
  • AND THAT'S WHERE MY
  • 00:20:10.220 --> 00:20:11.080
  • GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN CAME FROM,
  • 00:20:11.080 --> 00:20:13.160
  • AND HIS GRANDCHILDREN.
  • 00:20:13.160 --> 00:20:14.290
  • WHEN YOU DO THESE THINGS IN THE
  • 00:20:14.290 --> 00:20:16.080
  • DUCK BLIND, YOU VET 'EM--
  • 00:20:16.080 --> 00:20:17.170
  • - ERIC: THIS IS LIKE THE
  • 00:20:17.170 --> 00:20:18.140
  • PATRIARCHS OF OLD IN THE DUCK
  • 00:20:18.140 --> 00:20:20.170
  • BLIND, MAKIN', CUTTIN' DEALS.
  • 00:20:20.170 --> 00:20:21.080
  • NOW, HOW OLD WAS YOUR DAUGHTER
  • 00:20:21.080 --> 00:20:23.150
  • WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS
  • 00:20:23.150 --> 00:20:24.090
  • OKAY TO DATE?
  • 00:20:24.090 --> 00:20:26.240
  • - AL: SHE WAS 18.
  • 00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:27.270
  • - PHIL: WELL, AND STONE, WHEN I
  • 00:20:27.270 --> 00:20:29.210
  • TOLD HIM IN THE DUCK BLIND,
  • 00:20:29.210 --> 00:20:30.180
  • "YOU'RE VETTED, OFFICIALLY
  • 00:20:30.180 --> 00:20:32.040
  • VETTED TO DATE MY
  • 00:20:32.040 --> 00:20:34.080
  • GRANDDAUGHTER," HE SAID, "BUT
  • 00:20:34.080 --> 00:20:35.000
  • SHE'S NOT BUT 17."
  • 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:37.260
  • I SAID, "THAT'S WHAT I'M
  • 00:20:37.260 --> 00:20:39.190
  • TRYING TO TELL YOU:
  • 00:20:39.190 --> 00:20:40.080
  • MOVE NOW.
  • 00:20:40.080 --> 00:20:42.090
  • DON'T WAIT TILL SHE'S 20."
  • 00:20:42.090 --> 00:20:43.160
  • - ERIC: TWENTY, SHE'LL BE "OVER
  • 00:20:43.160 --> 00:20:44.200
  • THE HILL."
  • 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:45.130
  • - PHIL: OVER THE HILL.
  • 00:20:45.130 --> 00:20:46.010
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:20:46.010 --> 00:20:47.090
  • - ERIC: 'CAUSE THE BLOOM GOES
  • 00:20:47.090 --> 00:20:48.170
  • OFF THE ROSE QUICK?
  • 00:20:48.170 --> 00:20:49.210
  • - AL: IN LOUISIANA.
  • 00:20:49.210 --> 00:20:50.110
  • - ERIC: WELL, UH, NO, THAT IS
  • 00:20:50.110 --> 00:20:52.190
  • JUST-- THAT'S JUST INCREDIBLE.
  • 00:20:52.190 --> 00:20:54.110
  • I LOVE IT.
  • 00:20:54.110 --> 00:20:54.280
  • NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO ON THE SHOW
  • 00:20:54.280 --> 00:20:55.200
  • ON THE BLAZE?
  • 00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:57.190
  • LIKE, DO YOU SIT DOWN IN YOUR
  • 00:20:57.190 --> 00:20:59.000
  • BARCALOUNGER AND TALK
  • 00:20:59.000 --> 00:21:01.020
  • WITH FOLKS?
  • 00:21:01.020 --> 00:21:01.250
  • DO YA HUNT?
  • 00:21:01.250 --> 00:21:03.070
  • - PHIL: THE CAMERA CREW WILL
  • 00:21:03.070 --> 00:21:03.280
  • ROLL IN, AND THEY'LL SAY,
  • 00:21:03.280 --> 00:21:05.170
  • "PHIL, YA GOT ANYTHING
  • 00:21:05.170 --> 00:21:07.110
  • ON YOUR MIND?"
  • 00:21:07.110 --> 00:21:07.240
  • I SAID, "SET THE CAMERAS UP,"
  • 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:08.270
  • AND I'LL EITHER JUST SAY--
  • 00:21:08.270 --> 00:21:09.160
  • I'LL SAY,
  • 00:21:09.160 --> 00:21:10.230
  • "WE'LL DO IT RIGHT HERE TODAY."
  • 00:21:10.230 --> 00:21:13.030
  • SO I JUST SIT IN MY CHAIR.
  • 00:21:13.030 --> 00:21:15.170
  • I WILL GET MY BIBLE, AND I'LL
  • 00:21:15.170 --> 00:21:17.080
  • GIVE 'EM A BIBLE LESSON, OR I'LL
  • 00:21:17.080 --> 00:21:18.190
  • SHOW 'EM HOW TO MAKE MAYHAW
  • 00:21:18.190 --> 00:21:20.250
  • JELLY, OR I'LL HAVE A RANT ABOUT
  • 00:21:20.250 --> 00:21:22.230
  • WHAT BOB MUELLER DID WITH THE
  • 00:21:22.230 --> 00:21:25.150
  • PAPER WHERE--
  • 00:21:25.150 --> 00:21:27.080
  • - ERIC: I LOVE THIS.
  • 00:21:27.080 --> 00:21:27.250
  • SO DAD'S SHOWING YOU HOW TO MAKE
  • 00:21:30.180 --> 00:21:31.100
  • SHRIMP ÉTOUFFÉE, AND HE'S
  • 00:21:31.100 --> 00:21:32.090
  • GOING THROUGH--
  • 00:21:32.090 --> 00:21:32.270
  • 'CAUSE WE DO A LOT OF
  • 00:21:32.270 --> 00:21:33.140
  • COOKIN', AND THEN, ALL OF A
  • 00:21:33.140 --> 00:21:34.040
  • SUDDEN, HE TURNS AND LOOKS
  • 00:21:34.040 --> 00:21:34.250
  • AND THEN HE DOES A MARK LEVIN ON
  • 00:21:37.050 --> 00:21:38.100
  • MUELLER AND--
  • 00:21:38.100 --> 00:21:40.280
  • - ERIC: OH, MY GOD.
  • 00:21:40.280 --> 00:21:41.140
  • WHO'S NOT GONNA WATCH THIS SHOW?
  • 00:21:41.140 --> 00:21:42.060
  • FOLKS, YOU LISTENING TO THIS?
  • 00:21:42.060 --> 00:21:43.040
  • ARE YOU LISTENING?
  • 00:21:43.040 --> 00:21:44.040
  • YOU'RE GONNA SUBSCRIBE
  • 00:21:44.040 --> 00:21:45.030
  • TO BLAZETV.
  • 00:21:45.030 --> 00:21:46.210
  • I AM ALSO BECAUSE I WANNA WATCH
  • 00:21:46.210 --> 00:21:48.090
  • THIS SHOW, AND I WILL SOMEDAY,
  • 00:21:48.190 --> 00:21:51.190
  • DRESSED VERY DIFFERENTLY FROM
  • 00:21:51.190 --> 00:21:53.160
  • THIS, I WILL JUST SHOW UP, AND
  • 00:21:53.160 --> 00:21:55.040
  • MAYBE I GET TO BE ON THE SHOW
  • 00:21:55.040 --> 00:21:56.220
  • AND HANG OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE,
  • 00:21:56.220 --> 00:21:57.200
  • I'LL TELL YOU, WHEN I HEAR YOU
  • 00:21:57.200 --> 00:21:58.250
  • SAYIN' THIS-- IT SOUNDS
  • 00:21:58.250 --> 00:22:01.100
  • FASCINATING, BUT WHAT I FIND
  • 00:22:01.100 --> 00:22:03.020
  • FUNNY IS THAT YOU PRETEND TO BE
  • 00:22:03.020 --> 00:22:04.140
  • A 19TH-CENTURY-B.C. PATRIARCH
  • 00:22:04.270 --> 00:22:07.270
  • WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN
  • 00:22:07.270 --> 00:22:09.140
  • TECHNOLOGY, BUT YOU ARE MORE
  • 00:22:09.140 --> 00:22:11.100
  • MEDIA SAVVY THAN ANYBODY, AND
  • 00:22:11.100 --> 00:22:13.030
  • THAT CRACKS ME UP.
  • 00:22:13.030 --> 00:22:15.080
  • THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
  • 00:22:15.080 --> 00:22:16.190
  • - PHIL: I'M JUST NOT-- I'VE
  • 00:22:16.190 --> 00:22:17.130
  • JUST NEVER USED THE DEVICES.
  • 00:22:17.130 --> 00:22:19.030
  • - ERIC: RIGHT.
  • 00:22:19.030 --> 00:22:19.210
  • I LIKE THE WAY YOU SAY,
  • 00:22:19.210 --> 00:22:20.130
  • "THE DEVICES."
  • 00:22:20.130 --> 00:22:22.270
  • - AL: IT'S LIKE WHEN HE TALKS
  • 00:22:22.270 --> 00:22:24.190
  • ABOUT SHAVIN'.
  • 00:22:24.190 --> 00:22:25.140
  • HE SAYS, "YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE A--
  • 00:22:25.140 --> 00:22:26.060
  • LIKE IT'S A COKE BOTTLE AND
  • 00:22:26.060 --> 00:22:27.250
  • SCRAPIN' YOUR--" HE MAKES IT
  • 00:22:27.250 --> 00:22:28.170
  • SOUND SO MEDIEVAL, YOU KNOW,
  • 00:22:28.170 --> 00:22:30.000
  • LIKE IT'S JUST THE WORST THING--
  • 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:31.090
  • - ERIC: YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW IN
  • 00:22:31.090 --> 00:22:32.100
  • THEM DAYS, BACK IN THE BIBLICAL
  • 00:22:32.100 --> 00:22:33.190
  • DAYS, THEY WOULD HAVE TO USE,
  • 00:22:33.190 --> 00:22:34.210
  • YOU KNOW, LIKE A MUSSEL SHELL OR
  • 00:22:34.210 --> 00:22:35.140
  • SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT.
  • 00:22:35.140 --> 00:22:37.010
  • LET ME ASK YOU, 20 YEARS AGO,
  • 00:22:37.010 --> 00:22:38.250
  • DID EITHER OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
  • 00:22:38.250 --> 00:22:40.120
  • THAT YOU MIGHT BE WHERE
  • 00:22:40.160 --> 00:22:43.160
  • YOU ARE TODAY?
  • 00:22:43.160 --> 00:22:44.120
  • - PHIL: I DON'T THINK WE DID.
  • 00:22:45.150 --> 00:22:48.150
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:22:48.150 --> 00:22:49.170
  • - AL: WELL, WE CERTAINLY NEVER
  • 00:22:49.170 --> 00:22:50.110
  • WOULD'VE IMAGINED.
  • 00:22:50.110 --> 00:22:50.260
  • I MEAN, WE STARTED-- WHEN DAD
  • 00:22:50.260 --> 00:22:51.210
  • WAS CONVERTED, HE SORT OF HAD
  • 00:22:51.210 --> 00:22:52.280
  • THIS EYE-OPENING TRUTH THAT NOW
  • 00:22:53.080 --> 00:22:56.080
  • HE COULD DO ANYTHING BECAUSE GOD
  • 00:22:56.080 --> 00:22:57.010
  • WAS BEHIND HIM.
  • 00:22:57.010 --> 00:22:58.040
  • AND SO, BEFORE THAT, IT WAS JUST
  • 00:22:58.040 --> 00:22:59.220
  • KIND OF DAD MEANDERING INTO WHAT
  • 00:22:59.220 --> 00:23:01.140
  • HE WANTED TO DO.
  • 00:23:01.140 --> 00:23:02.140
  • HE LOVED TO HUNT, BUT HOW DO YOU
  • 00:23:02.140 --> 00:23:03.100
  • MAKE A LIVIN' DOIN' THAT?
  • 00:23:03.100 --> 00:23:04.150
  • SO WE JUST KIND OF WENT IN.
  • 00:23:04.150 --> 00:23:05.250
  • DAD STARTED A BUSINESS.
  • 00:23:05.250 --> 00:23:07.240
  • WE WERE THE LABOR FORCE, THE
  • 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:08.290
  • KIDS AND MY GRANDPA, AND SO, FOR
  • 00:23:08.290 --> 00:23:10.090
  • 30 YEARS, WE WERE JUST MAKIN'
  • 00:23:10.090 --> 00:23:12.230
  • DUCK CALLS AND TRYIN'
  • 00:23:12.230 --> 00:23:14.080
  • TO SELL 'EM.
  • 00:23:14.080 --> 00:23:15.270
  • I MEAN, THAT'S--
  • 00:23:15.270 --> 00:23:16.110
  • - ERIC: WELL, YOU WERE RUNNING
  • 00:23:16.110 --> 00:23:17.030
  • A BUSINESS, BUT DID YOU EVER
  • 00:23:17.030 --> 00:23:17.230
  • THINK THAT THAT BUSINESS WOULD
  • 00:23:17.230 --> 00:23:18.140
  • LEAD YOU TO THIS KIND OF STUFF?
  • 00:23:18.140 --> 00:23:20.160
  • - AL: NO WAY.
  • 00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:21.080
  • I MEAN, IT HAD TO BE FROM
  • 00:23:21.080 --> 00:23:22.210
  • THE ALMIGHTY.
  • 00:23:22.210 --> 00:23:23.150
  • - PHIL: WE NEVER THOUGHT THERE
  • 00:23:23.150 --> 00:23:24.240
  • WOULD BE A-- WHAT WOULD
  • 00:23:24.240 --> 00:23:26.200
  • YOU CALL IT?
  • 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:29.200
  • -- A FORMAT, A--
  • 00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:30.110
  • - AL: A PLATFORM.
  • 00:23:30.110 --> 00:23:32.010
  • WE NEVER THOUGHT THAT GOD WOULD
  • 00:23:34.220 --> 00:23:35.140
  • PUT A PLATFORM IN FRONT OF US
  • 00:23:35.140 --> 00:23:36.220
  • WHEREBY WE WOULD WIN TO
  • 00:23:36.220 --> 00:23:38.080
  • JESUS THOUSANDS.
  • 00:23:38.110 --> 00:23:41.110
  • IT JUST NEVER-- AND I LOOKED AT
  • 00:23:41.110 --> 00:23:44.010
  • WELL, THEN I THOUGHT-- I KNOW
  • 00:23:46.170 --> 00:23:47.200
  • I'M THE LAST PERSON YOU GUYS
  • 00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:48.250
  • WOULD THINK WOULD COME UP WITH
  • 00:23:48.250 --> 00:23:50.110
  • THIS, BUT I TOLD MY OLDEST SON,
  • 00:23:50.110 --> 00:23:52.000
  • RIGHT HERE, I SAID, "AL, YOU
  • 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:53.140
  • NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW WE CAN
  • 00:23:53.140 --> 00:23:56.040
  • GET ON THAT BLOOMIN' INTERNET,"
  • 00:23:56.040 --> 00:23:58.010
  • I SAID, "BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT
  • 00:23:58.010 --> 00:24:00.120
  • OF VILE STUFF ON IT,
  • 00:24:00.290 --> 00:24:03.290
  • THEY TELL ME,
  • 00:24:03.290 --> 00:24:04.240
  • BUT WHAT ABOUT IF WE GOT ON
  • 00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:06.120
  • THE THING,"
  • 00:24:06.120 --> 00:24:07.080
  • I SAID, "TO REACH A LOT
  • 00:24:07.080 --> 00:24:07.260
  • OF PEOPLE IN A HURRY?"
  • 00:24:07.260 --> 00:24:08.270
  • YOU COULD SIT ON THE SIDE OF THE
  • 00:24:08.270 --> 00:24:10.130
  • ROAD WITH A LITTLE CONGREGATION
  • 00:24:10.130 --> 00:24:11.090
  • OF PEOPLE.
  • 00:24:11.090 --> 00:24:12.040
  • YOU END UP WITH A THOUSAND.
  • 00:24:12.040 --> 00:24:13.230
  • AFTER 60 YEARS, AND YOU'RE
  • 00:24:13.230 --> 00:24:16.010
  • LIKE, "BOY, LOOK WHAT WE'VE
  • 00:24:16.010 --> 00:24:17.150
  • DONE," AND THERE'S SEVEN BILLION
  • 00:24:17.150 --> 00:24:18.220
  • PEOPLE ON PLANET.
  • 00:24:18.220 --> 00:24:19.180
  • I SAYS, "IT'S TOO SLOW."
  • 00:24:19.180 --> 00:24:20.220
  • IT'S JUST TOO SLOW,
  • 00:24:20.220 --> 00:24:22.280
  • THEREFORE, AL, THE HANDLER,
  • 00:24:22.280 --> 00:24:24.110
  • SAID, "DAD, HERE'S
  • 00:24:24.110 --> 00:24:25.260
  • WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
  • 00:24:25.260 --> 00:24:26.180
  • WE HAVE PODCAST.
  • 00:24:26.180 --> 00:24:27.070
  • WE'RE GOIN' TO BLAZETV."
  • 00:24:27.070 --> 00:24:27.290
  • AND YOU WOULD BE
  • 00:24:27.290 --> 00:24:28.250
  • AMAZED AT HOW MANY
  • 00:24:28.250 --> 00:24:31.010
  • PEOPLE COME DOWN THERE.
  • 00:24:31.010 --> 00:24:33.070
  • WE VET 'EM, AND THEY SAY, "WE
  • 00:24:33.070 --> 00:24:35.100
  • WANT YOU TO MARRY US BECAUSE
  • 00:24:35.100 --> 00:24:37.080
  • WE'RE SHACKED UP, AND WE HEARD
  • 00:24:37.080 --> 00:24:38.230
  • YOU SPEAK, AND YOU SAID, "THAT
  • 00:24:38.230 --> 00:24:40.030
  • AIN'T COOL," AND WE WANT YOU
  • 00:24:40.030 --> 00:24:40.270
  • TO BAPTIZE US.
  • 00:24:40.270 --> 00:24:43.070
  • SO WE MARRIED THEM IN MY LIVIN'
  • 00:24:43.070 --> 00:24:44.230
  • ROOM FLOOR, MAN AND WIFE.
  • 00:24:44.230 --> 00:24:47.030
  • THEY MAKE A VOW TILL DEATH, AND
  • 00:24:47.030 --> 00:24:49.100
  • THEN WE TAKE 'EM TO THE RIVER.
  • 00:24:49.100 --> 00:24:51.010
  • THEY SAY, "JESUS IS LORD."
  • 00:24:51.010 --> 00:24:52.290
  • BOTH VOWS,
  • 00:24:52.290 --> 00:24:54.010
  • ONLY TWO YOU MAKE AS A HUMAN,
  • 00:24:54.010 --> 00:24:54.260
  • ARE TAKEN WITHIN TEN
  • 00:24:54.260 --> 00:24:56.050
  • MINUTES OF EACH OTHER.
  • 00:24:56.050 --> 00:24:57.170
  • INTO THE RIVER WE GO.
  • 00:24:57.170 --> 00:24:59.070
  • > ERIC: WHEN YOU GO INTO THAT
  • 00:24:59.070 --> 00:25:00.080
  • RIVER, DOES SOMEBODY ELSE GO IN
  • 00:25:00.080 --> 00:25:02.210
  • THERE TO CHECK THAT THERE'S NO
  • 00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:04.020
  • SNAPPIN' TURTLES?
  • 00:25:04.020 --> 00:25:04.240
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:25:04.240 --> 00:25:05.250
  • - AL: WELL, WE'VE SEEN A
  • 00:25:05.250 --> 00:25:06.140
  • FEW THINGS--
  • 00:25:06.140 --> 00:25:07.140
  • - ERIC: 'CAUSE THAT CAN WRECK A
  • 00:25:07.140 --> 00:25:08.060
  • MARRIAGE REAL QUICK.
  • 00:25:08.060 --> 00:25:08.220
  • - AL: WELL, THAT'S
  • 00:25:08.220 --> 00:25:10.290
  • EXACTLY RIGHT.
  • 00:25:10.290 --> 00:25:11.270
  • OR WE SAY THAT'S A
  • 00:25:11.270 --> 00:25:13.000
  • ONE-WAY TICKET.
  • 00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:13.230
  • - ERIC: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
  • 00:25:13.230 --> 00:25:14.200
  • THAT SAYS IT ALL.
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  • THANK YOU FOR LISTENING, AND, AL
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  • AND PHIL, MY BROTHERS, GOD BLESS
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  • YOU, AND THANK YOU.
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  • - AL: THANK YOU, ERIC.
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  • - PHIL: THANK YOU FOR
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  • - VICTORIA JACKSON: TBN,
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  • THERE'S GOLD, AND
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  • IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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  • - ERIC: VICKY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
  • 00:25:42.130 --> 00:25:43.170
  • TAKE CONTROL OF THIS INTERVIEW,
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  • OKAY?
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  • - VICTORIA: I AM AN ALPHA DOG,
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  • AND I'LL SUPPRESS IT AND LET YOU
  • 00:25:46.070 --> 00:25:47.150
  • BE THE ALPHA DOG.
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